An usher at one of the wards that I visit had a few (sort of) funny jokes to share with me when I visited a few weeks ago…
Why are we the only church that sings “We Thank Thee, O God, for a Prophet”?
All the rest are non-prophet (profit) organizations.
What was the last thing that Jesus said to his disciples?
If you want to be in the picture, come to this side of the table.
Moses started out his life as a basket case. He was in denial (the Nile), but finally decided to go with the flow